Go Ahead, Make My V-Day!

Hooray! The countdown to man's most dreaded (and Man Eater's most anticipated) holiday of the year is underway! Here's what I'm wishing for, in no particular order:

A Plane Ticket

There’s only one person authorized to make that purchase, so, ahem, if you’re feeling generous, you know what to do (and what airport I'm flying into).

For all the rest of you who want to spoil an appetite obsessed lady like me this V-day, how about:

A Classic Facial

Not that kind, you pervs. Cole’s Salon has gift certificates, though. Seventy-five smackeroons should do it. (See how expensive primping can be?! No wonder I'm broke!)




A Sexy Apron*

Because everything old is new again…and I desperately need a cover up enticing enough so I’ll actually wear it. This one from Jessie Steele is surprisingly palatable.




A Pimped Out Mixer

A writer friend of mine just got one of these Kitchen Aide beauties and she named it "Betty". I am soooooo jealous. Help me keep up with the Jones's! Kitten optional.


(Photo courtesy of Patty Cake Bakery on cupcakestakethecake.blogspot.com)


Sexy Sleepwear

Gap has the softest fabric. I’d like an XS nightie in “plum” color, please.




Boxers and a cami are ok, too, as long as they allow for some morning “puff” (I don’t know why I wake up looking like the Michelin woman. I just do.) My preferred hue is ballerina pink (to match the perception of a slim physique in my head, LOL).




Crumbs Cupcakes

I know the shipping fee is God-awful, but I've been so nice lately, I really deserve a naughty indulgence...and Crumbs Bakery is the only place that makes "Good Guy" cupcakes (a.k.a. the best pastry on the planet!). Order now; they don't appear on my doorstep overnight, ya know.




A Bloody Valentine (a.k.a. Medium Raw by Anthony Bourdain )

Confession: Aside from this blog and my Facebook feed, I haven't read in ages! (I owe so much dough to the library for late fees, I may never show my face there again!) Buy me some food for thought from the literary world's crudest author, would ya?



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I know that most of you, no matter how much you say you “love” me, won’t buy me a V-Day gift. That’s okay. The way to really make this February 14th special would be to buy a copy of Man Eater, the e-book. (I’ll give you the Amazon.com URL as soon as I have it! Any day now!) I’ve gifted you all with 18 months of real-time blogging about the most personal of matters. Do me a solid and drop a few bucks on my behalf, please?

xoxoxxx (as always),
Man Eater

P.S. I'll tell you in a forthcoming post what not to give your lady love on V-Day...plus the one thing that every chic secretly craves...

*All photographs are courtesy of Amazon.com, the products' respective websites, or as otherwise noted. No copyright ownership intended.

And just because we're fantasizing and having fun...